1. |
Hipster Blues
02:17
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Saw some guy walking down the street
Dressed so hip from head to feet
Cowboy hat, scarf, boating shoes
Yeah he's got the hipster blues
[Hipster soul, hipster blues
Better watch out he'll out-consume you
Hipster soul, hipster blues
Now he's gonna gentrify you]
He cares so deeply about the nation
Even though he goes to Europe on a yearly vacation
Got political stickers on his car
Vote, vote, vote, so we can get far
[Hipster soul, hipster blues
Better watch out he'll out-consume you
Hipster soul, hipster blues
Now he's gonna gentrify you]
He wears a jean jacket, it fits right on
Cost two hundred dollars on Amazon
He's got a guitar swung over his back
And on his hip a vegan-leather sack
[Hipster soul, hipster blues
Better watch out he'll out-consume you
Hipster soul, hipster blues
Now he's gonna gentrify you]
He cares for the poor, he knows their plight
"Blue politicians are always right"
But deep, deep down it's all a front
So he can get that liberal cunt!
[Hipster soul, hipster blues
Better watch out he'll out-consume you
Hipster soul, hipster blues
Now he's gonna gentrify you]
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2. |
Oh Canada
02:30
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The U.S. should annex Canada
I think that would be neat
Maple syrup and hockey
Moose and poutine
[Oh, Oh, Canada]
Why would we do it?
Strategy, resources, or
Just because we like their stuff
And they're right next door?
[Oh, Oh, Canada]
Canadians, they wouldn't mind
They're so damn polite
I think we could be best friends
Assimilation overnight
[Oh, Oh, Canada]
The rest of the world, they wouldn't care
Besides, what are they gonna do?
We'll bomb 'em, we'll shoot 'em
Hell, we'll nuke 'em too!
[Oh, Oh, Canada]
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3. |
T.V. Set
03:01
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Oh baby I see you on my TV set
Yeah baby I see you on my TV set
I cut your head off and put it in my TV set
I use your eyeballs for dials on my TV set
I watch TV, I watch TV
Since I put you in my TV set
Oh baby I hear you on my radio
Yeah baby I hear you on my radio
You know I flip flip flip for my radio
You're going drip drip drip on my radio
AM radio, PM radio
Since I tuned you inside my radio
Oh baby I see you in my Frigidaire
Yeah baby I see you in my Frigidaire
Behind the mayonnaise, way in the back
I'm gonna see you tonight for a midnight snack
But though it's cold, You won't get old
'Cause you're well preserved in my Frigidaire
Oh baby look so good in my crib at night
Yeah baby look so good in my crib at night
I could give you a million hugs
You look so good all covered up in bugs
Oh, I missed some there, Under your chair
But that's all right, I'll sweep you under the rug
Oh baby I see you on my TV set
Yeah baby I see you on my TV set
I cut your head off and put it in my TV set
I use your eyeballs for dials on my TV set
I watch TV, I watch TV
Since I seen you I've been so upset
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